The "Jungle" - The Goat Locker (USN/USCG)

The Jungle A guide to U.S. Navy ranks Gazelles = Ensigns Although easily frightened, they have been

known to stupidly lounge in plain sight of the lions Runs at high speeds, with no purpose or direction The slow and weak are frequently slain Cheetah = LTjg

Loner, feisty Makes the occasional kill on a weaker animal Lions = Lieutenants

Hunts in packs Can bring down a larger animal with coordination Easily slays the cheetah Water Buffalo = Lieutenant Commanders

Aging, slower beast, but Cannot be brought down by a single Lion Hippopotamus = Commanders Slow and cumbersome on land Safe in own environment

Lays low to avoid enemies Elephants = Captains Rules the Jungle Impossible to bring down except by his peers

Hyena = The Chief Laughs continuously at the Cheetahs and Gazelles Helps the Lions complete the kill on larger animals but is known to alter its natural

instincts and assist Elephants, Hippopotamuses, Water Buffaloes and Sloths Sloth = Chief Warrant Officer Skilled in one area only

Comes around only to feed and take care of bodily functions Dung Beetle = Sailor Forced to deal with the crap created by the other animals

Sand Crab = GS Employee Side-steps responsibility Has a hard shell which cannot be cracked, even by Elephants Immune to Dung Beetles

Ant = Contract Employee Lowest on the food chain Extremely productive, but can be eliminated by even a Cheetah Dung Beetles and Sand Crabs

enjoy tormenting them Master Chief King of the ocean Very tuff skin and sharp teeth The other creatures get eaten alive if

they step into his world