Thinking and Language

Thinking and Language

Any violence in our humour? Roadkill Any violence in our humour? ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the chicken cross the road? PLATO: For the greater good. Why did the chicken cross the

road? ARISTOTLE: It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads. Why did the chicken cross the road? MARX: It was a historical necessity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? TIMOTHY LEARY: Because thats the only trip the establishment would let it take.

Any violence in our humour? Why did the chicken cross the road? SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked attackand we were quite

justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Any violence in our humour? Why did the chicken cross the road?

RONALD REAGAN: I forget. * * *** * CAPT. JAMES T. KIRK:

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Any violence in our humour? Why did the chicken cross the road?

MARTIN LUTHER KING: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Why did the chicken cross the

road? FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it. Any violence in our humour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

Any violence in our humour? Why did the chicken cross the road? MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the

road justifies whatever motive there was. Any violence in our humour? At the Road Kill Caf JERRY SEINFELD: Why does

anyone cross the road? I mean, doesnt anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was the chicken doing wandering around all over the place anyway? Why did the chicken cross the

road? FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road shows your underlying sexual insecurity. Why did the chicken cross the

road? BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, eliminate the DOS Shell, file your important documents, and balance your chickbooks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? OLIVER STONE: The question is not, Why did the chicken cross the road? Rather, it is, Who is crossing the road at the same time, whom we

overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing? Any violence in our humour? Why did the chicken cross the road?

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are genetically disposed to cross roads. Why did the chicken cross the

road? EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Why did the chicken cross the

road? KONRAD LORENZ: Chickens hard-wired to wander randomly in search

of are food. Why did the chicken cross the

road? BUDDHA: Asking the question denies your own chicken nature. Why did the chicken cross the road? EMERSON: The chicken did not

cross the road It transcended it. Any violence in our humour? Why did the chicken cross the road? TEACHER: Its a requirement of the

ministrya new curriculum document. Why did the chicken cross the road? CHICKEN: . ..

.The Rooster!.. Any violence in our humour? Why did the chicken cross the road?

HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Any violence in our humour? Why did the chicken cross the road?

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